How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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