The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
