I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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