So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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