im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i came on her dog
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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