Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Randomize