You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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