sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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