quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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