we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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