I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
When are your genitals available?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Randomize
