Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
