I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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