I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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