4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You really coming over, don't trick.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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