do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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