he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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