i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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