my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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