Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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