it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
