No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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