I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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