I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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