i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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