Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he shaved USA in his pubs
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
