C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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