Whod you bang
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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