Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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