so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel like death gave me a hand job
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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