why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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