took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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