Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
God, you're like boner-b-gone
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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