playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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