I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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