So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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