Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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