I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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