Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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