garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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