WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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