I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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