she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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