im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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