I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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