just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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