2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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