Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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