ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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