Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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