We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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