He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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