doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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