Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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